Saturday, December 14, 2024
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You will find a long-lost family member today. Maybe it will be your cousin, Bob.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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From utilizing influencer promo codes to leveraging loyalty programs, your strategic shopping and returns will inspire envy and awe.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will have a dream tonight that reveals the secret to eternal life. Upon waking, you will forget the secret, but the knowledge will linger in your subconscious, influencing your actions in subtle ways.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will be given instruction manual to R2D2
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A sudden gust of wind will scatter all your sticky notes around the room. It'll be surprisingly inspiring.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The moon will ask you to be its partner.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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It's important to love yourself. So if you want to go to the gym, go. Or get a burger. It's your choice!
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Check those tags for proper cleaning instructions, some items can go weeks without a wash!
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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A group of regulators are going to come after you with a highly specialized scalpel, because they think you're dreaming too loud.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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The stars predict that you will have an unexpected epiphany while doing mundane chores. Keep that sparkle in your eyes alive!
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your weekend's worth of planning has worked out, and you're going to have a great weekend! ...Just as soon as you've gotten over this weekend.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will wake up feeling #blessed, but it won't last long.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
