Today's Wacky Horoscopes
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Today, you'll stumble upon a forgotten childhood toy that brings back waves of nostalgia and a sudden urge to build pillow forts.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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After work you will visit a country that does not exist.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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If you see a black raven, consider it a sign.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your car will not start today. It's trying to tell you something.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will fall in love at first sight with a pizza today.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will try out a new brand of ice cream and will not try any others
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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While on a leisurely hike, you will stumble upon a hidden portal to another dimension, where time and space converge in a mesmerizing display of swirling colors and cosmic melodies.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will have an encounter with a magical talking squirrel who grants wishes.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Be careful when opening that new can of paint.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will find a romantic partner at the bottom of a well.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will accidentally discover an online sketch comedy show that you're obsessed with
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Find a fairy altar and allow nature spirits to influence your decisions
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
