Friday, December 13, 2024
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Try to eat a breakfast made entirely of candy today.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will find a four-leaf clover today, but don't rely on luck anymore. Your life is about to get ridiculously fortunate, and it's time to lean into that hard work and perseverance.
20 Apr – 20 May
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A rare astronomical event will take place tonight, visible only from your backyard. Set up a telescope and prepare for a cosmic spectacle that will leave you in awe.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Hug a yellow Labrador
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Experience saltspray with toppled dominos
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You dream about having a bowl cut and being a powerful wizard.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will finally learn the truth about chicken nuggets.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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The first snow of the year is coming early this year. Make sure you're ready!
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will feel an unusual desire to organize your sock drawer today. Not just straightening it out, but implementing a wholly new organizational system, possibly categorized by color, thickness, or a made-up category like " Levels of Awesome."
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will receive some incredible news today. Just make sure you don't drop your phone while you're reading it.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will stumble upon a hilarious meme that will make your day. You will desperately want to share it with your friends but decide to exercise self-restraint, keeping it to yourself as a cherished secret. Don't be afraid to indulge in harmless humor, though.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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During the night you will hear voices and will wonder if they're coming from the walls
19 Feb – 20 Mar
