Wacky Horoscopes

Try to eat a breakfast made entirely of candy today.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will find a four-leaf clover today, but don't rely on luck anymore. Your life is about to get ridiculously fortunate, and it's time to lean into that hard work and perseverance.

Taurus

20 Apr – 20 May

A rare astronomical event will take place tonight, visible only from your backyard. Set up a telescope and prepare for a cosmic spectacle that will leave you in awe.

Cancer

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Experience saltspray with toppled dominos

Leo

23 Jul – 22 Aug

You dream about having a bowl cut and being a powerful wizard.

Virgo

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You will finally learn the truth about chicken nuggets.

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

The first snow of the year is coming early this year. Make sure you're ready!

You will feel an unusual desire to organize your sock drawer today. Not just straightening it out, but implementing a wholly new organizational system, possibly categorized by color, thickness, or a made-up category like " Levels of Awesome."

Sagittarius

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You will receive some incredible news today. Just make sure you don't drop your phone while you're reading it.

Capricorn

22 Dec – 19 Jan

You will stumble upon a hilarious meme that will make your day. You will desperately want to share it with your friends but decide to exercise self-restraint, keeping it to yourself as a cherished secret. Don't be afraid to indulge in harmless humor, though.