Monday, December 9, 2024
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Today, the Wheel of Sushi turns in your favour. Adventure and delightful gastronomic surprises await you, should you dare to step outside your comfort zone and sample something new.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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If you have a problem, ask a toddler. They will have a much simpler and effective solution than you.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Nobody likes a seat hog. Whether it's a train, bus, or airplane, common courtesy dictates that you should occupy only your designated space.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will discover that you've gone an entire day without being penalised for a missed deadline
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Avoid any pits or holes that appear today as they will surely be a trap set by an evil wizard seeking to enslave princesses from far away lands.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll be visited by a squad of marshmallow soldiers intent on kidnapping your baby. Lt. Colonel Marshmallow needs your help.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will stumble upon a secret underground society of talking squirrels. They have a lot to say.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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People will notice your new haircut.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will be more likely to become a spaceman than a farmer.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you'll find an incredibly lifelike fashion doll inside your washing machine.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Beware of rogue umbrellas conspiring to take over the world.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your orders will be obeyed by an army of ants
19 Feb – 20 Mar
