Monday, December 9, 2024
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Today, the Wheel of Sushi turns in your favour. Adventure and delightful gastronomic surprises await you, should you dare to step outside your comfort zone and sample something new.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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If you have a problem, ask a toddler. They will have a much simpler and effective solution than you.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Nobody likes a seat hog. Whether it's a train, bus, or airplane, common courtesy dictates that you should occupy only your designated space.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will discover that you've gone an entire day without being penalised for a missed deadline
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Avoid any pits or holes that appear today as they will surely be a trap set by an evil wizard seeking to enslave princesses from far away lands.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll be visited by a squad of marshmallow soldiers intent on kidnapping your baby. Lt. Colonel Marshmallow needs your help.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will stumble upon a secret underground society of talking squirrels. They have a lot to say.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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People will notice your new haircut.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will be more likely to become a spaceman than a farmer.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you'll find an incredibly lifelike fashion doll inside your washing machine.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Beware of rogue umbrellas conspiring to take over the world.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your orders will be obeyed by an army of ants
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
