Thursday, December 5, 2024
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Today you will forget to close your front door on your way out, and you know that you'll have to hide from the police
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A spider encounter will remind you of the importance of patience and persistence. Just like a spider carefully crafts its web, you too can craft your own destiny with careful planning and attention to detail.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will accidentally turn your car into a giant pumpkin carriage, complete with horses and footmen.
21 May – 20 Jun
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From timeless classics to clever contemporary quips, your dad joke repertoire will be unmatched. Prepare to be the life of every party and the bane of everyone's humourless friend.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You are owed a pizza. Order it.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll be visited the ghost of your future self, who is very concerned about you.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you'll accidentally turn into a mermaid every time water touches your skin. Just add water!
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will discover a hidden talent for knitting tiny sweaters for garden gnomes.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your new favourite colour will be bubblegum.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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At parties, attendance is optional, life is short
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A mysterious messenger will deliver a coded message to you today. Don't try to decipher it; instead, use it as a decorative paperweight and move on with your day.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you'll find an eggplant that is so is so expensive.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
