Tuesday, November 26, 2024
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You've been feeling a bit run down lately. Today would be a great day to relax. Put your feet up and have a drink. You've earned it.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Don't believe everything you read on the internet today. That includes this advice, of course. Use your critical thinking skills and verify information from multiple sources before forwarding it to all your friends.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You'll accidentally turn into a cat, and realize you don't know where you've been all day.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You are the chosen one, and the milk has been spilled. Today you will come into your new power.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will exercise your newfound powers to summon a glitter tornado
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Date after dark with a Taurus man
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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An unexpected turn of events may leave you feeling dazed and confused, but don't worry, it's just Mercury rising.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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There is no such thing as ghosts. You're safe.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your favourite pen will gain the ability to write poetry when you least expect it.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will find a rogue cucumber in your grocery bag today. Don't worry, cucumbers have regenerative properties. Take this as a sign to heal your own emotional wounds.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A colour will catch your eye today. Whatever you do, don't look at it directly. It's not worth risking eternal damnation just for a glance at the azure abyss.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will suddenly realize that you don't need to sleep anymore.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
