Tuesday, November 26, 2024
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You've been feeling a bit run down lately. Today would be a great day to relax. Put your feet up and have a drink. You've earned it.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Don't believe everything you read on the internet today. That includes this advice, of course. Use your critical thinking skills and verify information from multiple sources before forwarding it to all your friends.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You'll accidentally turn into a cat, and realize you don't know where you've been all day.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You are the chosen one, and the milk has been spilled. Today you will come into your new power.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will exercise your newfound powers to summon a glitter tornado
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Date after dark with a Taurus man
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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An unexpected turn of events may leave you feeling dazed and confused, but don't worry, it's just Mercury rising.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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There is no such thing as ghosts. You're safe.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your favourite pen will gain the ability to write poetry when you least expect it.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will find a rogue cucumber in your grocery bag today. Don't worry, cucumbers have regenerative properties. Take this as a sign to heal your own emotional wounds.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A colour will catch your eye today. Whatever you do, don't look at it directly. It's not worth risking eternal damnation just for a glance at the azure abyss.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will suddenly realize that you don't need to sleep anymore.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
