Saturday, November 23, 2024
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An old colleague will message you asking for advice. Tell them what you think.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A freak gust of wind will blow through your hair today, and everyone around you will be envious of your excellent hair day. Embrace this moment and take every opportunity to shine today, as you will feel particularly radiant and prosperous.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You'll spill soda on your keyboard today. It is neither fatal nor catastrophic, but you will find the experience deeply inconvenient.
21 May – 20 Jun
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For the first time in history, an ant will win a Nobel Prize. Unfortunately, no one will know, because you're the only one who can understand their speech.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Decorate a mantelpiece for a beloved French Libra
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will encounter a group of dancing penguins who insist on teaching you their moves.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you'll try to dye your hair green, but it'll come out purple.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today is a good day to adopt an elderly cat. Somehow this cat will increase your social media following, despite being eternally grumpy in all of your posts.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You are never alone when you have a good friend. Unless you're an introvert, in which case you're never alone when you don't have a good friend also.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You might consider wearing a hat this week. Unfortunately, the choice of hat is out of your control, as it will be dictated by the wind.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Hear the water whispering beneath the seafloor
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You'll realize that you can better someone you know at draughts... hours later when you regain consciousness
19 Feb – 20 Mar
