Saturday, November 23, 2024
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An old colleague will message you asking for advice. Tell them what you think.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A freak gust of wind will blow through your hair today, and everyone around you will be envious of your excellent hair day. Embrace this moment and take every opportunity to shine today, as you will feel particularly radiant and prosperous.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You'll spill soda on your keyboard today. It is neither fatal nor catastrophic, but you will find the experience deeply inconvenient.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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For the first time in history, an ant will win a Nobel Prize. Unfortunately, no one will know, because you're the only one who can understand their speech.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Decorate a mantelpiece for a beloved French Libra
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will encounter a group of dancing penguins who insist on teaching you their moves.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you'll try to dye your hair green, but it'll come out purple.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today is a good day to adopt an elderly cat. Somehow this cat will increase your social media following, despite being eternally grumpy in all of your posts.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You are never alone when you have a good friend. Unless you're an introvert, in which case you're never alone when you don't have a good friend also.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You might consider wearing a hat this week. Unfortunately, the choice of hat is out of your control, as it will be dictated by the wind.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Hear the water whispering beneath the seafloor
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You'll realize that you can better someone you know at draughts... hours later when you regain consciousness
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
