Monday, November 18, 2024
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There are other ways to tell if a Leo is lying. They're really, really bad at hiding it. If you can't figure it out, they're telling the truth.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will embrace the challenges that come your way today, knowing that adversity is merely a hurdle at ankle height.
20 Apr – 20 May
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We will teach you never to lie and now you will discover an unexpectedly artistic vein deep inside of you
21 May – 20 Jun
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A stranger will smile at you today. Don't be afraid to smile back. Not every interaction with a stranger has to be transactional.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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What did I miss out on?
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Beware of the elusive pen thief who lurks in your office, leaving you perpetually searching for a writing instrument.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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From cultivating a discerning palate to embracing the ritual of moderation, your journey toward mindful imbibing will be a source of tranquility and pleasure.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A feeling of restlessness will overtake you today. Fortunately, this feeling will propel you to clean and organize your closet, resulting in a productive use of this energy.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will fantasize about quitting your job to pursue your true passion, asteroid mining. Unfortunately, Pluto extraction is currently illegal and space law is notoriously difficult to navigate.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today is a good day to hug yourself, because why should you wait for someone else to do it?
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Don't wear those shoes with that belt.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Every time you glance at a mirror today, you will see a different face reflecting back at you. Don't worry, this is not a sign of an alternate reality invading your space, but rather a subtle reminder that you are beautiful in every single way.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
