Thursday, November 7, 2024
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Today you will accidentally turn around
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Your smartphone will start downloading a constant stream of information about the world for no apparent reason.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Listen to the rain tapping on the roof tiles from your bedroom window
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your workload today is going to skyrocket. Start getting ready!
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Whatcha eating?
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your sense of humour is on the fritz. Have you tried adjusting your thermostat? Sometimes that fixes the problem.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have a very unlucky day today. Fortunately, your bad luck will mysteriously rub off on others around you, leaving you relatively unaffected. Be careful who you spend time with today.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will accidentally turn your umbrella into a parachute. Float down with style!
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your toaster will mysteriously start reciting Shakespearean sonnets today.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today, you will speak with a fork. It will go much better than you expect!
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Everything you touch will turn to ice. Sorry!
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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The cow has been drinking.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
