Thursday, November 7, 2024
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Today you will accidentally turn around
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Your smartphone will start downloading a constant stream of information about the world for no apparent reason.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Listen to the rain tapping on the roof tiles from your bedroom window
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your workload today is going to skyrocket. Start getting ready!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Whatcha eating?
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your sense of humour is on the fritz. Have you tried adjusting your thermostat? Sometimes that fixes the problem.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have a very unlucky day today. Fortunately, your bad luck will mysteriously rub off on others around you, leaving you relatively unaffected. Be careful who you spend time with today.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will accidentally turn your umbrella into a parachute. Float down with style!
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your toaster will mysteriously start reciting Shakespearean sonnets today.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today, you will speak with a fork. It will go much better than you expect!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Everything you touch will turn to ice. Sorry!
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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The cow has been drinking.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
