Tuesday, October 15, 2024
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You are not the sassiest person in the room.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today is a good day to get a speeding ticket.
20 Apr – 20 May
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There is a bear in your closet. But do not worry, because he is a friendly bear.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will spend quality time with your new stuffed animal.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Don't hold onto grudges or resentment; instead, let go of negative emotions and focus on the present moment. Not only will this make you feel lighter, but it will also improve your relationships with others. Remember, forgiveness is a gift you give to yourself.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll think of a great name for a band, but someone else will have already used it.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today, you'll stumble upon an unusually long line at the post office, only to discover it's a secret audition for a reality show about patience.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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If you close your eyes and listen carefully, you can hear the ocean.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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An imbalance in the universe will cause you to gain four potatoes, but at the cost of losing your memory of last Tuesday.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a bag of crisps. Embark on a salty adventure!
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will compete in a hot dog eating contest and win.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A chance encounter with a mysterious stranger will spark your interest in joining a secret society.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
