Tuesday, October 15, 2024
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You are not the sassiest person in the room.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today is a good day to get a speeding ticket.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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There is a bear in your closet. But do not worry, because he is a friendly bear.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will spend quality time with your new stuffed animal.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Don't hold onto grudges or resentment; instead, let go of negative emotions and focus on the present moment. Not only will this make you feel lighter, but it will also improve your relationships with others. Remember, forgiveness is a gift you give to yourself.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll think of a great name for a band, but someone else will have already used it.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today, you'll stumble upon an unusually long line at the post office, only to discover it's a secret audition for a reality show about patience.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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If you close your eyes and listen carefully, you can hear the ocean.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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An imbalance in the universe will cause you to gain four potatoes, but at the cost of losing your memory of last Tuesday.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a bag of crisps. Embark on a salty adventure!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will compete in a hot dog eating contest and win.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A chance encounter with a mysterious stranger will spark your interest in joining a secret society.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar