Saturday, October 12, 2024
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A group of fireflies will light up your path during an evening stroll. Embrace the enchanting glow.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will unexpectedly receive an award for bravery. Now go win it!
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you have a genuine fear of muffins.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Carry a rubber chicken for good luck; it will ward off awkward encounters and bring unexpected joy.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you're feeling tired today, consider taking a nap. Sleep is the best medicine for most things (except maybe hunger).
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will have the extraordinary ability to communicate with animals. Take this opportunity to learn from the wisdom of the wildlife around you and appreciate the beauty of nature.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your lucky numbers today are 6-6-6.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You'll win an award for "Most Improved" at something today.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your attempt to speak Spanish will end with your singing it at the wrong pitch and out of tune.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your week will involve a formidable struggle between a desire for freedom and the desire to not pay an overdraft fee. Choose wisely.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will be the victim of an innocent misunderstanding. Do not worry, it will sort itself out in time, and hopefully you can avoid being yelled at by an angry sailor.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you operate an alarm clock that can literally straight up kill you if you don't get up within the hour
19 Feb – 20 Mar
