Saturday, October 12, 2024
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A group of fireflies will light up your path during an evening stroll. Embrace the enchanting glow.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will unexpectedly receive an award for bravery. Now go win it!
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you have a genuine fear of muffins.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Carry a rubber chicken for good luck; it will ward off awkward encounters and bring unexpected joy.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you're feeling tired today, consider taking a nap. Sleep is the best medicine for most things (except maybe hunger).
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will have the extraordinary ability to communicate with animals. Take this opportunity to learn from the wisdom of the wildlife around you and appreciate the beauty of nature.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your lucky numbers today are 6-6-6.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You'll win an award for "Most Improved" at something today.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your attempt to speak Spanish will end with your singing it at the wrong pitch and out of tune.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your week will involve a formidable struggle between a desire for freedom and the desire to not pay an overdraft fee. Choose wisely.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will be the victim of an innocent misunderstanding. Do not worry, it will sort itself out in time, and hopefully you can avoid being yelled at by an angry sailor.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you operate an alarm clock that can literally straight up kill you if you don't get up within the hour
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
