Thursday, September 19, 2024
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You will receive a mysterious package containing a magic wand. Practice your spells wisely.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A talking squirrel will visit you, and will grant you three wishes, but you'll have to make them before the sun sets.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today, you will discover an oddly shaped cloud that resembles your favourite childhood snack.
21 May – 20 Jun
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All of your dedication to improving your tennis game will finally pay off today. Keep your eye on the ball...and maybe employ some of your new Morse code communication skills with your tennis buddies to gossip about your frenemies.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Rescue is only one day away, hopefully
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A flock of flamingos will serenade you with a chorus of your favourite songs. Enjoy the flamboyant performance!
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your morning coffee will mysteriously taste like pumpkin spice and lavender.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if you can't find the lemons, just drink the apple juice. It's good too.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will encounter a mystical talking unicorn who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Someone called Brian will ask you for a favor today. Feel free to lend them your ears, but not your handkerchief.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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If you can, take a sick day from work. Your boss won't even notice you're gone.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you operate an alarm clock that can literally straight up kill you if you don't get up within the hour
19 Feb – 20 Mar
