Wednesday, September 4, 2024
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You are a fruit known for it's mild sweet flavour, with a pungent odour comparable to that of Limburger cheese.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will be serenaded by a choir of opera-singing parrots during your morning commute. Enjoy the musical interlude!
20 Apr – 20 May
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The birds are chirping, go outside and listen for a while.
21 May – 20 Jun
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If your hand's bigger than a lobster's, you're in for a shock.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your smartphone will start downloading a constant stream of information about the world for no apparent reason.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will suddenly find yourself transported into a strange alternate universe full of magic and wonders, but without any of the usual nonsense of everyday life
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will encounter a mystical talking unicorn who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A misunderstanding about dinner will lead to an amusing conversation about your different preferences. Remember, friendships are about embracing our differences and finding common ground, just like pizza and garlic bread can be a perfect pairing.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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It's hard to be humble when you're an Aries.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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That persistent itching you keep ignoring is trying to tell you something. Stop scratching and go to the doctor already.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Beware of mischievous garden gnomes plotting to steal your shoes.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A family member's stubbornness will try your patience today. Don't get into a futile argument with them; instead, calmly explain your perspective and try to understand their point of view. It's not worth winning if it means losing their affection.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
