Saturday, August 31, 2024
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If you're feeling tired today, consider taking a nap. Sleep is the best medicine for most things (except maybe hunger).
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You'll realize that you can better someone you know at draughts... hours later when you regain consciousness
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your favourite mug will gain the ability to predict the future through the patterns in your coffee. It's time for some divination!
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will experience an odd gust of wind from an unexpected direction today, wait for it and be prepared.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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There are other ways to tell if a Leo is lying. They're really, really bad at hiding it. If you can't figure it out, they're telling the truth.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Take a glass of water and put it near your bed.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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An unusual recipe will catch your eye today. Don't be afraid to try something new and experiment with your culinary skills, even if it involves adding marshmallows to sushi.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will wake up to discover that all your floors are melting. Wear shoes.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have a strong desire to go swimming with whales today. Don't do this, for obvious reasons. This yearning will be satisfied by taking a dip in the local pool with your swim cap adorned with whale stickers.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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An owl will fly into one of your windows
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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The stock market is doing well, if you own stock in tofu nuggets.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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In an unlikely turn of events, you'll encounter a street magician whose tricks are eerily accurate in predicting your favourite dessert.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
