Wednesday, August 28, 2024
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You will discover that pomegranates contain a secret message revealing the location of a hidden treasure, leading to a thrilling adventure.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will find yourself on an empty mountaintop, completely out of any mortal danger
20 Apr – 20 May
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That mysterious rash? It's probably not radioactive. Try not to worry about it. Nuclear waste isn't something that happens to everyone.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Tell a joke to a desk plant and watch it grow.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A mischievous leprechaun will guide you to a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Don't forget to share!
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Sometimes people say that we can't choose who we love. They're wrong. We can. We just don't make the right choice, which is the only possible problem with this plan.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will receive an amazing christmas present you don't expect.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will decide not to be afraid of heights
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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If you're feeling anxious today, try some herbal tea. Camomile is a good place to start.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Brace yourself for an unexpected encounter with a talking plant that offers gardening advice.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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It will rain vertically today.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A normally docile animal will wreak havoc on your day, making you late and causing general mayhem.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
