Wednesday, August 28, 2024
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You will discover that pomegranates contain a secret message revealing the location of a hidden treasure, leading to a thrilling adventure.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will find yourself on an empty mountaintop, completely out of any mortal danger
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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That mysterious rash? It's probably not radioactive. Try not to worry about it. Nuclear waste isn't something that happens to everyone.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Tell a joke to a desk plant and watch it grow.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A mischievous leprechaun will guide you to a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Don't forget to share!
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Sometimes people say that we can't choose who we love. They're wrong. We can. We just don't make the right choice, which is the only possible problem with this plan.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will receive an amazing christmas present you don't expect.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will decide not to be afraid of heights
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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If you're feeling anxious today, try some herbal tea. Camomile is a good place to start.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Brace yourself for an unexpected encounter with a talking plant that offers gardening advice.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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It will rain vertically today.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A normally docile animal will wreak havoc on your day, making you late and causing general mayhem.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
