Wacky Horoscopes — Leo, August 17, 2024

You will have a dream about visiting the underwater city of Atlantis tonight.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will find a hidden talent in manipulating bubble wrap. Don't worry, the bubbles are feeling liberated.

Taurus

20 Apr – 20 May

You'll suddenly possess the weirdest talent for winning at games of chance.

Gemini

21 May – 20 Jun

You will fiercely resist the temptation to lick the spoon today, no matter how delicious the batter smells.

The conditions for extraterrestrial archaeology have never been better, and today you will find the hole you've been looking for. Whether it's a new career path, a spiritual journey, or a literal hole in your backyard, you're ready to excavate new possibilities.

Leo

23 Jul – 22 Aug

It's hard to find balance in life. That's why it's important to have an onion nearby.

Virgo

23 Aug – 22 Sep

During the night you will hear voices and will wonder if they're coming from the walls

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You will receive a surprise visit from the Tooth Fairy, who will ask for a loan

Scorpio

23 Oct – 21 Nov

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's when you know you've been reading too much astrological forecasts.

Sagittarius

22 Nov – 21 Dec

The morning will start off routine, but things will quickly heat up when you accidentally drop your breakfast burrito in your shoe. Improvements to the footwear-food protection industry are urgently needed.

Capricorn

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Aphrodite herself will emerge from the depths of the ocean to bless you with irresistible allure today. You will have to resist the urge to take advantage of this power, knowing that true love lies in the freedom to choose.

Aquarius

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Today you will eat a whole box of chocolates and not get sick.

Pisces

19 Feb – 20 Mar

Saturday, August 17, 2024