Wednesday, August 7, 2024
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Time to update your CV with some very unique skills: sheep shearing, pottery making and sailing a small boat.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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For the foreseeable future, all your conversations will be via email.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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At some point today, you will smell cheese. Don't worry, it's normal.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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A freak gust of wind will blow through your hair today, and everyone around you will be envious of your excellent hair day. Embrace this moment and take every opportunity to shine today, as you will feel particularly radiant and prosperous.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A bear will stop your ladder climbing today.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The moon will be in the sky today. It will be a blue moon.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Find out how quickly you can run up a flight of stairs without stopping.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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It's a good day to ask for that promotion you always wanted.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Beware of rogue kittens clustering outside your window plotting evil industrial espionage
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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The current UK Prime Minister follows you on Instagram.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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No one likes to be the banker in Monopoly.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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No one knows the name of a shape that looks like a hook.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
