Wednesday, August 7, 2024
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Time to update your CV with some very unique skills: sheep shearing, pottery making and sailing a small boat.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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For the foreseeable future, all your conversations will be via email.
20 Apr – 20 May
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At some point today, you will smell cheese. Don't worry, it's normal.
21 May – 20 Jun
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A freak gust of wind will blow through your hair today, and everyone around you will be envious of your excellent hair day. Embrace this moment and take every opportunity to shine today, as you will feel particularly radiant and prosperous.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A bear will stop your ladder climbing today.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The moon will be in the sky today. It will be a blue moon.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Find out how quickly you can run up a flight of stairs without stopping.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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It's a good day to ask for that promotion you always wanted.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Beware of rogue kittens clustering outside your window plotting evil industrial espionage
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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The current UK Prime Minister follows you on Instagram.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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No one likes to be the banker in Monopoly.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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No one knows the name of a shape that looks like a hook.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
