Wednesday, July 31, 2024
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Attend a quinceañera with the ultimate chianti burger
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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There is an odd number of fingers on your left hand. I'm not sure if this is important. But it is weird.
20 Apr – 20 May
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A bear will stop your ladder climbing today.
21 May – 20 Jun
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If someone forgets your name, gently remind them--don't let awkwardness infest the relationship like moths to a sweater!
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will forget the date today and spontaneously book a trip to Bora Bora for next month.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Don't give a Leo advice, they already know everything.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will find you can breathe underwater. Don't try this at home.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Have you been neglecting your potted plant? Sorry to bear bad tidings, but it will probably die today. Try spending more time with your other plants to make up for it.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will notice a divine symmetry in nature, and will have a great revelation
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You can't resist clicking on Clickbait.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will find yourself at a farmers market, for some reason.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will be visited by a spirit from another realm.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
