Tuesday, July 30, 2024
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A spontaneous dance party will erupt in the most unexpected place today. Find the rhythm in your step and let loose like nobody's watching.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will see someone you haven't seen since high school. They will be basically the same.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will spontaneously develop teleportation abilities. These powers will manifest when you are in close proximity to an electrical socket.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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There is a chance you will run into an ex today. Try to be civil, but also make sure to assert your independence and strengths since leaving them.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your toothbrush will gain the ability to brush your teeth on its own. Enjoy the hands-free dental hygiene!
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will accidentally turn your shower into a chocolate fountain. Indulge in a sweet bathing experience!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today would be a great day to start learning how to knit. You can make your own sweaters and socks, and maybe even a scarf for your pet lizard.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Do not open a door today, it might be a trick.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your true friends will communicate with you in Morse code, but be wary of impostors and the occasional cricket.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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If you don't like a book, just remember, you don't have to finish it.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your sign indicates that you are destined for great things in the world of napping. This year, you will triumph in the art of catnapping, claimingvictory over even the most elusive of sleep forms.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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An Aquarius in Canada will save your life today.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
