Tuesday, July 30, 2024
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A spontaneous dance party will erupt in the most unexpected place today. Find the rhythm in your step and let loose like nobody's watching.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will see someone you haven't seen since high school. They will be basically the same.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will spontaneously develop teleportation abilities. These powers will manifest when you are in close proximity to an electrical socket.
21 May – 20 Jun
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There is a chance you will run into an ex today. Try to be civil, but also make sure to assert your independence and strengths since leaving them.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your toothbrush will gain the ability to brush your teeth on its own. Enjoy the hands-free dental hygiene!
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will accidentally turn your shower into a chocolate fountain. Indulge in a sweet bathing experience!
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today would be a great day to start learning how to knit. You can make your own sweaters and socks, and maybe even a scarf for your pet lizard.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Do not open a door today, it might be a trick.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your true friends will communicate with you in Morse code, but be wary of impostors and the occasional cricket.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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If you don't like a book, just remember, you don't have to finish it.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your sign indicates that you are destined for great things in the world of napping. This year, you will triumph in the art of catnapping, claimingvictory over even the most elusive of sleep forms.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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An Aquarius in Canada will save your life today.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
