Wednesday, July 17, 2024
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You're going to be awesome today. Unless you're not. But even if you're not, you're still going to be pretty great.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Take a breath with a Chilean Warrior
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will have an inexplicable craving for an unusual food combination, like ice cream and pickles. Treat yourself.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Did you forget to put in your contact lenses this morning? Don't worry, mistakes happen! Just remember to be kind to yourself and others, and everything will become clearer.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will indulge in a bubble bath tonight, secure in the knowledge that marmosets are excellent swimmers.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A mischievous leprechaun will guide you to a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Don't forget to share!
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A supernatural being will try to communicate with you today. Hopefully this doesn't involve crawling out of your television set.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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It's a good day to bench press your pet.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your pet goldfish will suddenly start speaking fluent French.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will be a coward for a few moments
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will realize it's the opening day of spring semester and you're unprepared
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you'll suddenly feel like taking a break from the fast-paced modern world. Remember to embrace the moment.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
