Wednesday, July 17, 2024
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You're going to be awesome today. Unless you're not. But even if you're not, you're still going to be pretty great.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Take a breath with a Chilean Warrior
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will have an inexplicable craving for an unusual food combination, like ice cream and pickles. Treat yourself.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Did you forget to put in your contact lenses this morning? Don't worry, mistakes happen! Just remember to be kind to yourself and others, and everything will become clearer.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will indulge in a bubble bath tonight, secure in the knowledge that marmosets are excellent swimmers.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A mischievous leprechaun will guide you to a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Don't forget to share!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A supernatural being will try to communicate with you today. Hopefully this doesn't involve crawling out of your television set.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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It's a good day to bench press your pet.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your pet goldfish will suddenly start speaking fluent French.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will be a coward for a few moments
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will realize it's the opening day of spring semester and you're unprepared
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you'll suddenly feel like taking a break from the fast-paced modern world. Remember to embrace the moment.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
