Saturday, June 29, 2024

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  From trying your hand at painting to mastering the art of baking, your newfound hobby will bring boundless joy and excitement to your life.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Believe in the power of juju: Speak positive affirmations and visualize your dreams to attract good fortune.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  You are going to be so tired after today.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  You still use an old childhood nickname.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  If a crow appears on your shoulder today, give it food.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Someone called Brian will ask you for a favor today. Feel free to lend them your ears, but not your handkerchief.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  Beware of those around you. True friends will communicate in Morse code, but others may not have your best interests at heart and could lead you astray with innocent cricket clicks.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  An eccentric artist will approach you with an offer to collaborate on a unique project. Let your creativity run wild and embrace the unconventional ideas that emerge.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  Beware a clan of conniving psycho clowns swapping your breakfast cereal with jelly

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  If you see an angry-looking animal today, try to tickle it.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  You are never alone when you have a good friend. Unless you're an introvert, in which case you're never alone when you don't have a good friend also.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  There will be no chocolate in your advent calendar for the rest of the year. Sorry.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar