Saturday, June 29, 2024
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From trying your hand at painting to mastering the art of baking, your newfound hobby will bring boundless joy and excitement to your life.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Believe in the power of juju: Speak positive affirmations and visualize your dreams to attract good fortune.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You are going to be so tired after today.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You still use an old childhood nickname.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If a crow appears on your shoulder today, give it food.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Someone called Brian will ask you for a favor today. Feel free to lend them your ears, but not your handkerchief.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Beware of those around you. True friends will communicate in Morse code, but others may not have your best interests at heart and could lead you astray with innocent cricket clicks.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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An eccentric artist will approach you with an offer to collaborate on a unique project. Let your creativity run wild and embrace the unconventional ideas that emerge.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Beware a clan of conniving psycho clowns swapping your breakfast cereal with jelly
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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If you see an angry-looking animal today, try to tickle it.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You are never alone when you have a good friend. Unless you're an introvert, in which case you're never alone when you don't have a good friend also.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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There will be no chocolate in your advent calendar for the rest of the year. Sorry.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
