Saturday, June 15, 2024
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A bar of chocolate will cure almost all of your problems today. Except maybe lactose intolerance. Definitely avoid lactose intolerance.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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If someone suggests a game of poker, be wary. Their tells may not be what they seem, especially if they're a fox.
20 Apr – 20 May
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A foreign country will tell you it is excited to have you visit.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Don't let the mules deceive you. Even though they may appear aloof, it is critical that you promptly address any molehills they erect, for they can metamorphose into mountains in no time.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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There is no point in trying to keep up with the Jones's, they are so far ahead of you and are cheating.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your secret is safe with the lettuce.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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If the boss has an issue with your napping habits, mismatched socks will throw them off your scent. But don't get too comfortable, there's still work to be done!
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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It's time to break free from the confines of social media and embrace a sense of mystery in your life.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will make it a habit to forgive others, but most importantly, you will learn to forgive yourself.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will receive an unexpected invitation to a fancy dress party. Wear something that makes you feel like a million dollars, and prepare to make an extravagant entrance.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your friends will admire you today for your ability to converse on any topic. Within seconds you'll be able to talk to them about retractable ball-point pens andarezitively engaginzing.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You are experiencing vertigo today, so take it easy on the stairs
19 Feb – 20 Mar
