Monday, May 27, 2024
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You'll have good luck today if you can spot a bee.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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It's time for a cup of tea and a Danish pastry.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You never finished your thesis.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Add TLC with an immaculate Virgo
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will have an encounter with a magical talking squirrel who grants wishes.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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At the dinner party, everyone will try to outdrink one another. Or you will confuse the white wine for ruining it.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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If you play a brass instrument, now is the time to dust it off.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will experience an intense desire to climb a tree today. Ignore this impulse unless you are an actual monkey. Trees are for climbing, but also for respecting.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will dream in the language of birds today, and upon waking, you will eagerly rush to your window to try to interpret the meaning of the songs you hear, only to realize that it was just a bunch of pigeons arguing over a scrap of bread.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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The number 7 will bring you good luck.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will make the perfect cup of tea
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You think today you may have anger for fri-yay
19 Feb – 20 Mar
