Wednesday, May 22, 2024
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Today you will encounter a mystical talking unicorn who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will find you can breathe underwater. Don't try this at home.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will decide to order Chinese food, and you'll make a great decision on what to order.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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It will rain mud today.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Don't hold onto grudges or resentment; instead, let go of negative emotions and focus on the present moment. Not only will this make you feel lighter, but it will also improve your relationships with others. Remember, forgiveness is a gift you give to yourself.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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In the vast universe of online arguments, you will be crowned the Supreme Debater. Your ability to skillfully navigate through contentious discussions and present compelling arguments will earn you admiration and respect.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your car will today stop being a car, and become a giant mechanical beetle. Embrace the insect expedition.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A chance meeting with a celebrity will lead to an unexpected friendship, unless they're too busy for you.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will be rehomed to an island. It is said you will not miss the mainland at all.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will have a fateful encounter with a pineapple today. Take it as a sign to make some big life changes.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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The postal service will deliver an incredible package containing your favourite type of candy.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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That stubborn stain on your favourite shirt? It's not coming out anytime soon, no matter how hard you scrub. Sometimes it's better to let go and move on.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
