Wacky Horoscopes — Cancer, May 22, 2024

Today you will encounter a mystical talking unicorn who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Today you will find you can breathe underwater. Don't try this at home.

Taurus

20 Apr – 20 May

Today you will decide to order Chinese food, and you'll make a great decision on what to order.

Don't hold onto grudges or resentment; instead, let go of negative emotions and focus on the present moment. Not only will this make you feel lighter, but it will also improve your relationships with others. Remember, forgiveness is a gift you give to yourself.

Leo

23 Jul – 22 Aug

In the vast universe of online arguments, you will be crowned the Supreme Debater. Your ability to skillfully navigate through contentious discussions and present compelling arguments will earn you admiration and respect.

Virgo

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Your car will today stop being a car, and become a giant mechanical beetle. Embrace the insect expedition.

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

A chance meeting with a celebrity will lead to an unexpected friendship, unless they're too busy for you.

Scorpio

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will be rehomed to an island. It is said you will not miss the mainland at all.

Sagittarius

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You will have a fateful encounter with a pineapple today. Take it as a sign to make some big life changes.

Capricorn

22 Dec – 19 Jan

The postal service will deliver an incredible package containing your favourite type of candy.

Aquarius

20 Jan – 18 Feb

That stubborn stain on your favourite shirt? It's not coming out anytime soon, no matter how hard you scrub. Sometimes it's better to let go and move on.

Pisces

19 Feb – 20 Mar

Wednesday, May 22, 2024