Friday, May 17, 2024
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You will experience deja vu today. But it's not just any deja vu, it's recursive deja vu, where you keep experiencing the deja vu over and over again, ad infinitum. Navigate this strange situation carefully.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Feel the moment at a beach vacation with a dominant Capricorn.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will be visited by a ghost.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Expose your underbelly to a Libra
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your favourite pair or socks will start rapping about your wardrobe.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will stumble upon a hidden treasure map while doing laundry.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Beware of rogue kittens clustering outside your window plotting evil industrial espionage
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your shoelaces will tie themselves together while you're walking.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Jump out of a moving train with a Libra
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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There is no such thing as an ocean, it's just a big puddle.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will realize how much money you have saved up over the years, and will be able to afford a yacht and a villa in Tahiti if you earn a bit extra
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will become obsessed with font choice when writing things today.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
