Friday, May 17, 2024
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You will experience deja vu today. But it's not just any deja vu, it's recursive deja vu, where you keep experiencing the deja vu over and over again, ad infinitum. Navigate this strange situation carefully.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Feel the moment at a beach vacation with a dominant Capricorn.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will be visited by a ghost.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Expose your underbelly to a Libra
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your favourite pair or socks will start rapping about your wardrobe.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will stumble upon a hidden treasure map while doing laundry.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Beware of rogue kittens clustering outside your window plotting evil industrial espionage
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your shoelaces will tie themselves together while you're walking.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Jump out of a moving train with a Libra
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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There is no such thing as an ocean, it's just a big puddle.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will realize how much money you have saved up over the years, and will be able to afford a yacht and a villa in Tahiti if you earn a bit extra
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will become obsessed with font choice when writing things today.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
