Thursday, May 16, 2024
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Be careful when opening that new can of paint.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will be visited by a spirit from another realm.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Just because you can't remember where you left your keys, it doesn't mean you're going to forget about them.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Climb a mountain with a Libra
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will have a strong desire to merge with your couch. You will discover that the couch is just as excited about this idea as you are. Enjoy your day of lounging and don't worry about doing anything else.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll pinch yourself until you feel like you're dreaming
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will receive a message from the past.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A rainbow will follow you everywhere you go today, spreading joy and glitter.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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For some reason, you feel an uncontrollable urge to get up and do a victory dance every few minutes.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Take a page from a lion's playbook
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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When you put your left shoe on, you will know you are ready to face the day.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A box of rat poison is actually a box of chocolates. Be careful when you open it.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
