Thursday, May 16, 2024
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Be careful when opening that new can of paint.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will be visited by a spirit from another realm.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Just because you can't remember where you left your keys, it doesn't mean you're going to forget about them.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Climb a mountain with a Libra
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will have a strong desire to merge with your couch. You will discover that the couch is just as excited about this idea as you are. Enjoy your day of lounging and don't worry about doing anything else.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll pinch yourself until you feel like you're dreaming
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will receive a message from the past.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A rainbow will follow you everywhere you go today, spreading joy and glitter.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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For some reason, you feel an uncontrollable urge to get up and do a victory dance every few minutes.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Take a page from a lion's playbook
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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When you put your left shoe on, you will know you are ready to face the day.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A box of rat poison is actually a box of chocolates. Be careful when you open it.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
