Wacky Horoscopes — Leo, May 6, 2024

That elusive "they" say that all roads lead somewhere. Don't believe them. Some roads just end abruptly and leave you stranded.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will have a strong desire to rearrange your books according to colour today. Proceed with this task, but don't get caught up in an endless cycle of perfecting the arrangement.

Taurus

20 Apr – 20 May

You will have a vivid memory from a past life.

Gemini

21 May – 20 Jun

You will have the strongest craving for ice cream, and it will have to be satisfied with an ice cream sundae bigger than your head.

Cancer

21 Jun – 22 Jul

5000 glares from a social Goose are inevitable.

Leo

23 Jul – 22 Aug

A flock of hummingbirds will sing you a lullaby as you take a nap in the park. Sweet dreams!

You will wake up feeling a bit under the weather today. Fortunately you will receive an abundance of get well soon cards from strangers. Somehow this will not make you feel better, but at least you will know that people out there are thinking of you.

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Today you will wake up right after getting home from work

Scorpio

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will find a lost library book hidden inside a loaf of bread. Return it and savor the literary carbs!

Sagittarius

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You will eat too much ice cream today. It will give you a brain freeze.

Capricorn

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Your email account has been hacked. The hacker is very sorry and has returned all of your emails. They are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.

Aquarius

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Beware of the cheese conspiracy; they are plotting against you.

Pisces

19 Feb – 20 Mar

Monday, May 6, 2024