Monday, May 6, 2024
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That elusive "they" say that all roads lead somewhere. Don't believe them. Some roads just end abruptly and leave you stranded.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will have a strong desire to rearrange your books according to colour today. Proceed with this task, but don't get caught up in an endless cycle of perfecting the arrangement.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will have a vivid memory from a past life.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will have the strongest craving for ice cream, and it will have to be satisfied with an ice cream sundae bigger than your head.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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5000 glares from a social Goose are inevitable.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A flock of hummingbirds will sing you a lullaby as you take a nap in the park. Sweet dreams!
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will wake up feeling a bit under the weather today. Fortunately you will receive an abundance of get well soon cards from strangers. Somehow this will not make you feel better, but at least you will know that people out there are thinking of you.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will wake up right after getting home from work
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will find a lost library book hidden inside a loaf of bread. Return it and savor the literary carbs!
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will eat too much ice cream today. It will give you a brain freeze.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your email account has been hacked. The hacker is very sorry and has returned all of your emails. They are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Beware of the cheese conspiracy; they are plotting against you.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
