Sunday, May 5, 2024
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Today you will wake up and your first thought will be happy birthday to me.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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If you find a wandering duck in your vicinity today, try to avoid renaming it "Jeff" and insisting it is your new best friend. Some things are best in their natural state.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will finally understand what being bored is all about
21 May – 20 Jun
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You dream about having a bowl cut and being a powerful wizard.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Hear the water whispering beneath the seafloor
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You have a special someone in your life who truly cares about you. Except that person is a narcissistic parrot who actually doesn't give a damn about you. But you already know that.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will spot a quite fat pigeon and will feel an inexplicable desire to pat its head
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your fingers are crossed..
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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An elderly relative will give you a box of old photographs today.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Topple a domino today
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your secret is safe with the lettuce.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Beware of rogue pigeons attempting to steal your lunch today.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
