Saturday, May 4, 2024
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A dog will lick your face today.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will wake up and your first thought will be happy birthday to me.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will find a forgotten passport from a past life in the attic, containing evidence of your previous existence as a renowned artist in Paris. Spend the day dreaming up your next masterpiece.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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If you have a problem, ask a toddler. They will have a much simpler and effective solution than you.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your day will significantly improve if you compliment a stranger.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will receive some money you lost. It will be in the form of a check, and you will lose it again.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today is a good day to have a few drinks with some close friends. Just don't drink too much. You have to work tomorrow.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will compete in a hot dog eating contest and win.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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All of your dedication to improving your tennis game will finally pay off today. Keep your eye on the ball...and maybe employ some of your new Morse code communication skills with your tennis buddies to gossip about your frenemies.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Do not open a door today, it might be a trick.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will eat a whole box of chocolates and not get sick.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will decide not to be afraid of heights
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
