Saturday, May 4, 2024
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A dog will lick your face today.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will wake up and your first thought will be happy birthday to me.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will find a forgotten passport from a past life in the attic, containing evidence of your previous existence as a renowned artist in Paris. Spend the day dreaming up your next masterpiece.
21 May – 20 Jun
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If you have a problem, ask a toddler. They will have a much simpler and effective solution than you.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your day will significantly improve if you compliment a stranger.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will receive some money you lost. It will be in the form of a check, and you will lose it again.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today is a good day to have a few drinks with some close friends. Just don't drink too much. You have to work tomorrow.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will compete in a hot dog eating contest and win.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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All of your dedication to improving your tennis game will finally pay off today. Keep your eye on the ball...and maybe employ some of your new Morse code communication skills with your tennis buddies to gossip about your frenemies.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Do not open a door today, it might be a trick.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will eat a whole box of chocolates and not get sick.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will decide not to be afraid of heights
19 Feb – 20 Mar
