Wednesday, April 17, 2024

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  Bees are hardworking and resilient--they thrive on teamwork and cooperation. If you spot a bee today, take it as a sign to incorporate these virtues into your own life.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Listen to the rain tapping on the roof tiles from your bedroom window

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  If you like symmetry you'll love what's in store for you today! Everything you touch will be perfectly symmetric.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  Remember to drink plenty of water today, especially if you're outdoors. Your body will thank you for it, and your brain will function at peak performance, or at least closer to peak performance than if you were dehydrated.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  Today you will be possessed by the spirit of a walrus

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Today you'll accidentally turn into a mermaid every time water touches your skin. Just add water!

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  A wager awaits you, and you shall be its champion. Today is a lucky day for gambling, so lay your bets and prepare to collect your due spoils.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  Make out with an Arabian Libra

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  Today, you're about to discover a source of major savings: surplus toilet paper.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  Your day will significantly improve if you compliment a stranger.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  The word " coordinator" is a verb. Coordinator. Coordinator. Coordinator.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Move the matchstick close to your goats

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar