Wednesday, April 17, 2024
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Bees are hardworking and resilient--they thrive on teamwork and cooperation. If you spot a bee today, take it as a sign to incorporate these virtues into your own life.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Listen to the rain tapping on the roof tiles from your bedroom window
20 Apr – 20 May
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If you like symmetry you'll love what's in store for you today! Everything you touch will be perfectly symmetric.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Remember to drink plenty of water today, especially if you're outdoors. Your body will thank you for it, and your brain will function at peak performance, or at least closer to peak performance than if you were dehydrated.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will be possessed by the spirit of a walrus
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you'll accidentally turn into a mermaid every time water touches your skin. Just add water!
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A wager awaits you, and you shall be its champion. Today is a lucky day for gambling, so lay your bets and prepare to collect your due spoils.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Make out with an Arabian Libra
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today, you're about to discover a source of major savings: surplus toilet paper.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your day will significantly improve if you compliment a stranger.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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The word " coordinator" is a verb. Coordinator. Coordinator. Coordinator.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Move the matchstick close to your goats
19 Feb – 20 Mar
