Wednesday, April 10, 2024
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Today you will suddenly discover a fondness for applying eye makeup
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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An ancient menagerie of animals will gather around you, ready to perform a show.
20 Apr – 20 May
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It'll be always sunny at your house.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your alarm clock will start playing soothing lullabies to gently wake you up in the morning. Embrace the musical mornings!
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you take public transport today, expect the unexpected! Maybe the driver will talk to you or play your favourite song. You never know what surprises the day may bring.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will wake up to discover that the world is a puddle of frothed milk with a feather floating on top. It takes some getting used to, but adapts surprisingly well
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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It's time to upgrade your potato salad making skills.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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There is no such thing as an ocean, it's just a big puddle.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You'll discover a hidden talent for reading people's minds. It's great for interrogation purposes.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A reminder that no matter how bad things seem, there's always a bright side. Sometimes we need a little nudge to help us see the good in life.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You'll become rich and famous overnight but only if you get rid of that stash of nudes in your basement.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your smartphone will start predicting the future with uncanny accuracy.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
