Wednesday, April 10, 2024
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Today you will suddenly discover a fondness for applying eye makeup
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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An ancient menagerie of animals will gather around you, ready to perform a show.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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It'll be always sunny at your house.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your alarm clock will start playing soothing lullabies to gently wake you up in the morning. Embrace the musical mornings!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you take public transport today, expect the unexpected! Maybe the driver will talk to you or play your favourite song. You never know what surprises the day may bring.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will wake up to discover that the world is a puddle of frothed milk with a feather floating on top. It takes some getting used to, but adapts surprisingly well
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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It's time to upgrade your potato salad making skills.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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There is no such thing as an ocean, it's just a big puddle.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You'll discover a hidden talent for reading people's minds. It's great for interrogation purposes.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A reminder that no matter how bad things seem, there's always a bright side. Sometimes we need a little nudge to help us see the good in life.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You'll become rich and famous overnight but only if you get rid of that stash of nudes in your basement.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your smartphone will start predicting the future with uncanny accuracy.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
